The Proclaimers: I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more- Vanessa Carlton: I'd walk a thousand miles- The Entity: hold my beer

The Proclaimers: I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more- Vanessa Carlton: I'd walk a thousand miles- The Entity: Amateurs Both: What was that punk The entity: Amateurs

Forest gump : you sure buddy?

@Monsieur Macabre clearly you've never made an omelette

@Robloxmaster11201 Roblox lover 55 seconds 😏😏

Bobby fletcher would take it upon himself to beat the entity in a foot race

Doncha just love to get your daily dose of Matpat overthinking every little thing? I do.

Les gooooo virginity gang.

asexuals: *laugh in safe*

Well you could trap it in a hole, pour cement on it, then hook that cement and give it to a research center as quickly as possible, they will break through the cement and contain it, after doing countless tests as you would guess they would probably ship it to space, where it would endlessly float around

What if you time how long the entity would take to travel the whole world and just keep traveling

There can be a paradox in the movie if jay sleeps with someone that was already in the chain then if he/she gets killed then there is someone missing from the chain so everyone before the person jay slept with would be safe

Fucl an endangered bird at the zoo, boom you win

Um, haven’t those std rates even growing drastically until right before COVID? I thought it spiked in 2018

Horoor movies: exist Me: virgin powers activate!

Can you travel overseas back and forth between two continents?

See Mom I learned something from the internet! HA!

Solution: If its a demon... emigrate to vatican city and/or get a priest and get a exorcism but if its not just cripple it for life and keep it tied down somewhere

"Michigan, the land of relentless killers" I resent that as a michigander. I know no killers. Then again, if I did, I might not be alive to make this comment

4:26 Matt: math Me: pass it to a prostitu...whait...ah yeah... math of course

11:15 lockdown kills thousands of teenagers

0:21 seams legit

So the entity can take human form And is actually not that reflexive Hmm... I think the movie itself answers the question Just chain the entity then bang it

To Editor: Pickle in the middle is known as Monkey in the middle, a game where you throw something to someone over someone “in the middle”

Whatd cool about this plan Is that once you die no one will have the curse

3:28 accept your date had me rolling

I would Bill Crosby the thing and put a sleeping pill in it straight and then I would bang the monster and then I would have to commit suicide.

Hey I have an idea 🤔 If the Entity can only be summoned if you have a one night stand with someone, what if you built a relationship with your said one night stand? First thing I was bothered with the movie is that Jay is 19. I thought it followed only teens that...had a "passionate night". If It can still follow you if you are 18 and more, what if you can just built a relationship with them? Is It still able to to follow you when you did with your one night stand that would be supposedly your future partner?? If yes, well then, I'm out of ideas 😕

i cant afford titanium so i guess i just need to use tinfoil

Me: *LAUGHS IN ASEXUAL*

The creature has a physical presence and cant teleport meaning you could lock it up and keep it contained.

Any michiganders in chat

Matpat: shows how the curse works The list: shows a man connecting to a man Me: wait a minute...

I just realised something what if the monster from it follows is never really seen because the monster isn't an actual monster but rather a physical manifestation of STD basically making a visual representation of STD in the form of a monster.

Just live in space with much food and drinks as possible and other recourses you need, you don’t expect it to go to space and walk to you directly

Collab with cinema summary ?

Just have it with the creature

The other option is to have a three way

Go to north korea

Imagine you sleep in though

How much dose it cost to get a can of spray paint and wait at the police station

Kindly ask them to stop following you, boom stopped them =)

Was it follows created to warn teens about aids?

If it follows you after a one night stand then just don't make it a one night stand, at least that's my logic.

As it’s a demonic curse you can live on holy ground like a church or tell the Vatican as it’s a demonic entity it wouldn’t be able to get you, you could also be cleansed/exorcised at the Vatican by an exorcist or holy person

wait but what happens if you do this and everyone who is involved are either dead or just too old too care any ways doesnt that mean that it will dissapear unless there is someone with questionable intertests

am i the only one who does not think the movie really is that great? like why is everyone saying that this movie is genius or fantastic or whatever

Paintball gun

Fillm theory salt is the thing e dimone

how to not get killed in five days or less by IT lots of monster and gasoline. and maybe a lighter who knows

Corona is the flaw

me, an asexual: I've been waiting for this one

Wait so it has a physical form? Then why not use a tracker? Even if it doesnt work forever, it works for a while

Why not just pass the curse onto a bird, they’re constantly moving so the entity is gonna change its route a lot, they’re hard to catch so it’s gonna have a hard time reaching it, there’s almost zero chance a monster that just walks to its target is ever catching a single bird

Now I think about it, why not just sleep with the entity?

So it’s called the entity.... is this a prequel of dbd?

Tracker

Mat pat turned into “cinema summary”

That isn't spooky, that's scawy!

What if everyone who was ever cursed is dead? What happens then?

Wait why not just put it in a cage or just chain it up?

Why not just dig a hole and buy a heap of concrete. Then lure it into the hole and fill it with the concrete. Done. Problem solved.

Just trap it in a deep hole

i'm italian and i can assure you a huge hole full of quick hardening concrete is not too expensive and a lot less convoluted than your plan

Omg

Is good how we found out how to beat it follows but still I watch it follows and it wasn't even that scary to me okay

All you need to beat the Entity is a spraycan... First spray the Entity... Then go to the police and convince the police... There! Now he/she will be locked up in super heavy containment...

Then it shift into a bird

my theory: Call SCP FOUNDATION and thats it

Why don't you just leave the country- oh right it swims

This is why I am #ForeverAlone

Plan: f*ck a flight attendant

Michagan, the land of relentless killers...And Dr. Pol.

How to survive: Don't sleep with anyone Ez

I have always been scared of the dark, and sometimes when i was younger i believed you die when an invisible ghost got to you but it moved really slowly or something like that, thats weird.

Dig a 30 ft deep pit or deeper in its path. Cover said pit. Hopefully it falls in pursuing you.

you could just sleep with someone who’s already moving out of the country

I wonder if Greg thought his mother was the one killing him. The whole death was pretty quick so not much time to think

They talk about this for one night stands but what would happen if the person actually had a solid relationship? Or does this entity follow you no matter what?

what if they just politely asked it to leave them alone

Breaking through the theory: What would they do if their car got damaged or something or it needs repairing? This needs another theory :/

Who has t had a couple stds or aborted babies in a alley with a coat hanger? Just me

Well, what I take away from this video is... Mark Hofmeyer kinda looks like Bradley Cooper.

It has been months sense I have watch this so... I think am safe

My plan: try and get the entity to walk through a large no trespassing area and get it arrested and just do that until it gets a life sentence

why not put it on a huge treadmill that goes 360 degrees and is always sending the thing back into the middle of the circle

I mean I'd think moving to another continent would be a fairly good idea, you can't perfectly measure how long it would take the entity to get to you but if you estimated it based off of it's swimming speed which you'd have to determine somehow, and cut 15% - 25% off to be safe and moved in a hexagon or an octagon if might pay off, less time following a very strict routine with a chance of death at any slip up might help you think more calmly and figure out what to do next, if you go insane from the anxiety that you fucked up even a little bit you won't be able to run from that thing very well much less enjoy the rest of you life. If you move in an octagon or some other polygon with a lot of sides you won't have to worry as much about the entity cutting corners when you leave a bit early because you'll always move at the obtuse angle, if i used my brain correctly that'll make the path from somewhere on a side of the polygon to the second angle over shorter than if it were a right angle or an acute angle. that being said this would take a lot of money you'd need 6-8 different locations all over the globe, and we're also ignoring the person's ability to do that kind of math and while you could use a calculator figuring out the equation itself for trips across the ocean and difficult terrain might be an issue depending on their knowledge of math. One way to get that type of money would be sleeping with a rich person (if you could find one who's willing to) and then tell them what to do and that they'll die if they don't. Another way that's a little more far fetched would be going far away to buy yourself some time and building a home with no doors or windows. With running water and a garden you could probably survive for some time. The garden could have a glass ceiling (really strong glass i guess I mean you could potentially use bulletproof glass). You'd also need a ventilation system. Assuming this creature can't shapeshift into small animals, if you made the vents small enough your should be safe. Social interaction work and everything else could be handled the same way it is now: digitally. Or I could be completely wrong about all of this, meaning I just spent half an hour typing complete bullshit into a comment section of a half a year old video about a movie I haven't even watched.

Give it to a strper

well, if a bullet can hit then you can put a tracking device on it, right?

What if it goes all the way back to old people and then there’s no one for it to follow? 🧐🧐

good time to be a kid lol

6:08 Ayyyeee TDot stand up!!!

Call the FBI and leave it up to them

Another solution: lure the entity to a treadmill that's in walking speed. 🤯

I like the ads matpat makes for his sponsors are better than their own ads.

Best solution: wait until people live in space so it can't get you

Me who shares the video with my brother after stealing his phone 😎

Spray paint it and lead it to the police so they can call the government?

Would it not stay in a bank vault?

Macomb - 'Muh-comb'

Wonder how it would do in a car crusher

the entity folowing you wont be an invisible supernatural creature but very angry matpat if you dont sub to the chanel

Just "sleep"with a "paid sleeper" when the next in line dies, they will "sleep'' with another so they won't die. This will save you forever.

Give it to a pilot or a prostitute so that it travels to a bunch of people

Why not just stay in jaill like go to jail and you’re safe